Windex?

I am 99% sure that at least one, if not all of my toppings on my subway sandwich got misted by some sort of cleaning solution prior to making it onto my honey oat bread. I got midway through the first half (or a 1/4 way through the whole sandwich for you math nerds) convincing myself that my nicotine and tar stained taste buds were just asimilating to the taste of sub par produce. Then I considered that perhaps the cucumbers that I asked them to be liberal with (they were not) had gone sour. After ottering each individual topping and meat,tasting each element slowly with purpose, I realized that the whole bloody thing tastes like windex. As if today could get any more frustrating, the fucking ONE thing I eat is dusted with chemical nightmare flavoring. RARRRRR. Five.Five dollar. Five dollar windex hero.